the coker choker
i'm not big on product endorsements. i just can't seem to force myself into believing all these celebrities raving about a certain product knowing that they get shoved millions of dollars just to smile, be pretty, and read those idiot boards with the product's tagline. but i'd be damned if i didn't agree to endorsing THIS baby...(like anyone would actually ask me to...) 
AHHHHHHHHHHHH...THE COKE PENDANT. ain't she a beaut? what reputable partyboy AND girl wouldn't want this? it's cute, petite and stores treats...and it doesn't bite, scratch, and scream (well, depends on your dosage *GRIN*) like all the other cute, petite beauties we're all used to. ;-) and most importantly, it's discrete...HAHAHAHAHA! it's really "just jewelry" *COUGH*. it's simple, it's elegant (unlike the usual tarnished silver ones that could be bought at your nearest flea market) and comes complete with the ever important baby spoon. *SNICKER* great deal of WARNING though...excessive use may...no wait, make that DEFINITELY collapse all of your remaining nasal cavity. that is, of course...if you actually use it as something else other than (again) just jewelry. AHIHIHIIHI
i'm no coke boy...by preference. and neither am i a big fan of yellow gold. but there are just some things in this world that are totally worth the exception.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH...THE COKE PENDANT. ain't she a beaut? what reputable partyboy AND girl wouldn't want this? it's cute, petite and stores treats...and it doesn't bite, scratch, and scream (well, depends on your dosage *GRIN*) like all the other cute, petite beauties we're all used to. ;-) and most importantly, it's discrete...HAHAHAHAHA! it's really "just jewelry" *COUGH*. it's simple, it's elegant (unlike the usual tarnished silver ones that could be bought at your nearest flea market) and comes complete with the ever important baby spoon. *SNICKER* great deal of WARNING though...excessive use may...no wait, make that DEFINITELY collapse all of your remaining nasal cavity. that is, of course...if you actually use it as something else other than (again) just jewelry. AHIHIHIIHI
i'm no coke boy...by preference. and neither am i a big fan of yellow gold. but there are just some things in this world that are totally worth the exception.
