BoomBoom Boy Wonder

mannnn...talk about livin' it up! forget gucci, forget vuitton. the new king of pimp is PUMA! coz gucci and vuitton are cheap bastards that don't even have sneakers in OSTRICH. hahahaha!! you really wanna look rich but still discreet about the real braggart in you? then sell your soul to the devil and ask for a pair of these babies. coz only a filthy rich dude can afford and would be bored enough with their money to put friggin' ostrich on their SNEAKERS . ;)

and when i said "sell you soul", i mean it. coz it's probably the only way you can ever get your hands on these pretties. READ: THE ONLY EXISTING PAIR IN THE WORLD. got these photos from THE forum to go to for everything Puma, PumaTalk with the permission of Joey Dee.

the owner of the actual pair, BBHewee sent the photos to PumaTalk and they were cool enough to allow me to post them here. thanks man...

check out what the cool and calm (hell, i just had to say that. coz if I owned these, i'd be running around EVERYWHERE bragging nonstop!!! hahaha) owner, BBHewee, had to share about these babies...

"Just a little background on these: they are one-offs, made of genuine
ostrich leather. They were made in the Taiwan Puma factory for a friend, and
passed on to me. They are not a forthcoming release, even in mock ostrich
leather, as far as I know. "

like i always say...who says it's all just about the ladies??? good pal CC's going to have a fit when she finds out ostrich isn't so exclusive afterall. "just by Hermes and Vuitton", huh? ;)HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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"The King" B.J. Betts.

he started collecting sneakers when he was 15. now at 34, he has more than 500 pairs valued at more than a whopping $50,000.

because he of the massive number of sneakers, he puts anywhere from 10 to 15 pairs in rotation, wears them exclusively for a couple of weeks...then starts a new rotation. when each rotation's time is up, he carefully checks every nook and cranny of each shoe before putting it back into its original box and onto his stocking shelves. he even converted his computer room to his shoe room with racks and racks and racks of shoes line the walls from floor to ceiling.

Betts says that he doesn't match his outfits to his shoes when he dresses. he basically just wears jeans and a T-shirt because he wants any attention to focus his footwear."

I want people to look at the shoes. Why buy them if people don't
look? -B.J. Betts

see what i mean? not just women, people. not just women... hahahahaha!!!

years and years of having our moms and our girlfriends nag endlessly about our "stupid" sneaker obsessions, telling us they're useless and we'd never get anything out of it (but their bags and shoes are "investments" jeez)...to them, i say, "BETTS!". who cares if they don't get it. they usually never listen to what you say anyways.

Betts' fame for his sneaker collection has taken him to places where no white-collared insurance dude could ever step foot on, or meet the people they could only watch on tv and jack off to after work. he's a regular at the Bread and Butter show, a strictly "invite only" trade show for sneakers.

he has traveled to England to the New Balance factory, to Berlin to visit the Adidas headquarters, and to the Netherlands to see trade shows in Amsterdam. at the New Balance factory, he designed his own sneakers:

"I walked through the factory and picked my materials. My name was stitched on the tongue. I have the only pair ever made, and that makes them invaluable," he said.

he started out as a full-time tattoo artist, and branched out (thank god) to the world of sneaker design. i personally am a great fan of his work for Puma. he's the master behind the three lust-worthy and limited Cubanbees.

credits to: delawareonline.com and pumatalk.com

time to start shoewhoring...bigtime!

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photo credits: seibertron.com

there's been a lot of smack about how and why and who to blame for leaking the new Transformers movie images. BAH! we should all be grateful. now lemme go obsess again and rekindle my childhood heroes. :P

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i don't own a Citroen. i've never even driven one...yet. after watching this ad, man, call me stupid but i am sold! woohoo to the power of advertising. for now, i am ditching my own roots, and selling my soul to the french and the japanese! bwahahaha!




man...we NEED this. i need this. the whole world needs this!!! we need cars that kick ass, and can dance better than 90% of the folks at Halo and Pump! HAHAHA!!!

let's all take a breather from finding the cure for cancer. use those damn "gifted" brain cells and work up something like this for mass production, coz in time, people aren't going to be just settle for CG crapollas. time will come where there'll be an army of frustrated freakos like myself and DEMAND fiction to become reality. :D

more on Transformers on the next update. man, i am BEAT! i'm surprised i'm even typing until now...and now now now now nownwo

brrooiaindeiad

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read TT's blog on a pair of ridiculously plain $500+ pair of sneakers. women. hahaha. kidding. i just wanna match that with this pair from SEAN JOHN. they basically look the same. and i just don't feel the need to friggin' pay 500 bucks on plain white sneakers just because they're Hermes. ooooo. hahaha. i'm just playin tt! it's really all a matter of CHOICE. and i choose to THIS.

technically, you get to save $467!!!! come on! think of all those other junk you could buy with $467!! hahaha.

sorry tt...please don't kill me, i know how loyal you are to your namesake. :D

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ok people...here it goes. who says women are the only labelwhores in the world? :D i know the same number of men who "go logo" just as much as women. seriously man, you think that celebrity your girlfriend...or wife has the hots aren't choosy when it comes to to labels?

"my stylist chose it for me", my ass...

if you could afford to buy yachts and throw kickass million $$$ parties, you know you're never going to get caught dead wearing some $2 shirt off some folding table downtown.

"machisimo is SO over. nobody likes their man all sweaty and hobo-looking. why do you think we end up crying all the time coz we always fall for the asshole in killer Gucci than the nice, sweet and dependable boy in Hollister?" --CC

--damn that girl has given me more life lessons than any father could give. HAHAHA!!!

as much as we'd all like to be Homer Simpson and not care, if you're not Bill Gates, we all gotta dress for respect. and the world respect fucking logos, so either deal with it, or be happy being stuck in your own bubble of sweat and piss.

'nuff said. bring on the overpriced cow hide and some strings...

Gucci Logo Sneaker $395 (PHP20K)

Gucci Classic $395 (PHP20K) and Classic Logo sneaker $345 (PHP17-18K)Gucci Script Logo Sneaker $395well worth the $395 to kick heels in this ↓ BWAHAHA!!!

well at least nobody's gonna bother you in the middle of a score by asking, "nice shoes...what are those?". now THAT, is strictly for the ladies...unfortunately, there ARE guys out there who do just that.

which is why i'm bothering to write about shoes hoping to prevent future annoyance. read blogs, instead of going out of your way to ask some guy...even if he's a friend. i'm doing you a favor here...as well as myself. HAHAHA!!!!

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say "Prada", and women go berserk. it has the same effect as saying Brad Pitt is at their bedroom door with ice cream.

that, or a billion-carat diamond ring with his & hers names and "i love you" engraving...and don't forget those twin hearts!!!!!

it usually involves a lot of shrill shrieks, ecstatic jumping, giddy hugs, and too-sweet smiles...all in between ridiculous screaming.

i'm telling ya, that one word can make you look like a god to 'em pretties...of course, if and ONLY IF you actually bought (...or stole) it FOR THEM.

i'm not kidding here...Prada handbags, shoes, wallets...hell, little keyrings and changepurses work. i usually just do the latter. coz they only set you back about $100, even less...WHEN ON SALE!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

since we live in an unfair, and materially-saturated world, we HAVE to. or else, we don't get any. the only thing you'll be getting is ANOTHER year of endless hinting. and "honey, look!!!"s.

NO KIDDING!!!

but set aside the woman's err..."needs" right now, and focus on OUR own needs. so that someone hotter might look our way!! BWAHAHAHA!!!

this is a personal favorite, and last time i checked, they're no longer available at neimanmarcus.com.

i posted them coz "they're pretty". BWAHAHA. besides, if you know anywhere else to buy them --online, or not. PM me!!!!

Prada Linea Rossa Striped Tennis Shoe $295 (PHP15K)

Car Shoe Suede in black and blue $370 (roughly PHP18-19K)

according to resident fashion know-it-all, CC, (hahahaha) Car Shoe is also a company under Prada.

guys, don't disappoint. reward yourselves something nice first for all those long hours of sweating and breaking back, before giving something nice to the little lady...not unless if:

• you love her THAT much
• the hintbombs are already depriving you of a good night's sleep
• she threatens to throw a scandalous fit
• you did something stupid AGAIN, and GOT CAUGHT!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!!

--OUT!!!--

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so i didn't post anything for a couple days...c'mon, i deserved that break. i've been posting on a daily basis for 5 consecutive days! it's not exactly an easy thing to do, especially when you had kickass thursday night of gorgeous koreans and flowing booze. HAHAHAHA!

note that i still will be sticking with the plan, and type away on the given topic of SNEAKER TALK for the next week. remember "til september"? yep, we've had confirmation, and won't be updating for at least 10 days after august 25, but we'll all be back with a BANG baby!!!

'til september...

when i was younger, i hated those obnoxious red boxes stamped Salvatore Ferragamo in gold. everytime i'd hear "ferragamo", i'd always associate it with troubled memories of old family friends and relatives smothering me with nonstop pinches until i bleed while suffocating in funky combinations of Polo Classics and old-lady perfume.

i used to think you could only get a license to wear anything Ferragamo, after meno and andropause! but man, the house has caught up with our complaints, diss, and shoulder surfing. the big brokeback guys at Ferragamo must've asked their boytoys what WE actually want, so they could make some dough from us, and came up with these...

classic but fun...with decent poser-magnet model names. HAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Salvatore Ferragamo Atena sneaker $295 (roughly PHP15K)

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gotta make this quick. i have a...thing. ;) but i gotta post this NOW, because i doubt i'd be able to post them later. d'be too tired, if you know what i mean. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

COLE HAAN sneakers. i only own a few, but so far, they've been trustworthy enough. besides, they're wearable ANYWHERE. plus they're not that expensive. mid-end priced. so you can spend the rest of the money you saved on PROPER things like more booze and decent drugs. LOL! kidding; people.

COLE HAAN AIR ESTADIO $145 - $155 (PHP 7.4K & PHP7.9K)

not bad, huh? if you like them, buy. if you don't. go on wearing those Reeboxs. but mark my word guys...good footwear really DOES work wonders on your...physical needs, y'know what i'm sayin'? ;) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

NOW LET ME GO ENJOY!!!!!!!!

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classic. PUMA's always been a favorite. they're simple, they're comfortable, they're stylish (--had to learn that word and use it in a sentence to improve my vukabularry...duhhhhrrr slurrrr), and more importantly, they're CHEAP. it used to be painful to search for decent PUMAs back in the day...still is, actually...here in cebu, at least.

but thanks to all those people who sold their souls to the devil for having created enough geek technology for us to shop online...and for hassle-free porn. ;) WOOHOOOOO! GEEKS RULE MAN!!!! evin if am like a this duhhh...big jock, an am hansum, i stil wont kik geek ass coz they like duhhh...rule the world man...

*BELCH*

Puma Suede Tennis Shoe $135
roughly around PHP7K

it's versatile, and they look comfortable. but yeah, suede's a bitch to maintain. wear and tear is visible 10x sooner than the typical leather or rubber ones...but that's just it. they're typical. try to convince yourself you're actually special. once you pass that phase, move on to deciding on velvet shoes...then mink. then go to Veranda and hook up with some closet gay "dude", and make out. just make sure you stay AS FAR AWAY as possible from the DJ's booth. if i'm there and the DJ gets distracted by your tonsil-licking and his mix gets all fucked up therefore blasting my eardrum upon arrival... i'm going to personally give you a chunk of my fist after all that trouble i had looking for an almost decent place to park and that long walk to the bar. BWAHAHAHA!!!!!

Puma Future Cat Lo Sneaker

$100

roughly around PHP5K

i know i said no Speed Cats...ok, now i don't know why i'm posting this. everybody who bought the Speed Cat probably already has one of these...

up next is the "classier" version of the Future Cat in the same color scheme. if you like to pose...go for the next one.

do girls really dig the preppy look? coz if they do...
Puma Tallowa Sneaker

$74.95

roughly PHP4K

cheap, yet classic enough to pass off as something worth actually expensive. great for a day at City Sports Club or for just lounging around when it's NOT RAINING.

definitely "Cebu taste".

...besides, preppy girls are cute. :-P





Puma 'Pole Vault' Athletic Shoe

$84.95

roughly PHP4.5K

i just picked this coz of some complaints from some folks...especially one in particular (y'hear that CC?) who have been messaging me on my "bland" taste. fine.

besides, this isn't so bad...compared to most shoes under "loud". it's actually pretty functional, especially for casual dancing. they're easy to wear coz of the velcro straps, and easily removed afterwards...if you performed well enough on the dancefloor..;)

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roughly 23K in PhP

Dior Lightweight Leather Sneaker
$415.00

21K in PhP

they also have these plain white hi-top sneakers for $390. sigh...i don't care if they're hi-end, i'm better off buying Coverse Chucks if i want hi-top sneakers...which i don't, and never will!!! ...not unless some vixen tells me to wear 'em, or else i'll get a spankin...then WOOHOO!!!

;)

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roughly converted to PHP5K...pretty good deal, man. it's on sale from $150 (roughly around 7.5K in PHP)

i'm having issues with the color though. it's the only color available. yeah, well...it's already on the dumping bin, so let's assume if the sizes are limited, how much more the color options?? :^) besides, i'm rummaging through the SALES SECTION, which means i can't afford to be picky...but i AM. HAHAHAHA!

i personally haven't bought anythng from eluxury.com, but from what CC has told me so far, they haven't disappointed. they're pretty legit, everything authentic, and shipping's reliable. so much for eBay!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

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ok, i've just decided i'll stick with the plan, and prevent myself from going out and getting bored, and eventually...pissed.

i can always do that when everyone finally decides to come back to cebu, and hopefully it'll be "alive" again.

so for the next week..or two, i'll take a spin at this whole UNLOCKED blogging thing. it really does take a load off your back when...lost. damn, CC's right. i should just talk about the things i want, rather than my personal blahs...it's much easier that way. she does it. although we agreed we'd start "opening up"..."'til september..". ;) --ALL OF US.

materialism is the key to escape.

all week long, i've decided to just concentrate on my cheapest drug...shoes. everybody wears 'em, everybody wants to have more of them...but hardly anybody knows which ones are actually GOOD. :P CC actually suggested the idea, i agreed...coz TT backed her up, and so did the rest of the crew.

mostly sneakers, premier to secondary lines.

i'll go through all the sites CC provided, and after that...

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last night was too...ridiculously boring, i had to go home early. i haven't been home at 1AM on a saturday since...i can't even remember. it was THAT boring, people.

cebu seriously needs to turn up the heat...the rainy season's dripping on everybody's social spirits. Vudu was blah, Formo was double blah, and Pump was just...nasty. and i don't even want to mention Mango Square...right now.

everybody's still talkin bout last week's DJ MissBehavin'...she's ok. that particular night was ok. i didn't bother to write bout it. 'nuff said.

people've been askin me to post photos that i'm actually in, or people that i'm with...y'know, the usual. but honestly, i'm still not comfortable with the idea of bringing a camera wherever i go. i'm not BT!!!! bwahhahaha!!! (sorry girl)

besides, if i want photos, i know i can always rely on my posse...ok, maybe just BT!! hahaha.

i'm too much of a lazyass, and she's too much of a picjigger. her cameras are her boyfriends. they replace any kind of human interaction, relationship, and touch, in her world. poses are her doses of foreplay, flashes are her kisses, and actual photos are her orgasms. most camwhores have acute pixelust syndrome...

hers is CHRONIC, man!!!!!

soooooo, she's the reason why i never bother to take my own photos. let alone, bring one wherever i go. if i do, i'd either lose it, and have to replace it on a weekly basis...or break it in the process.

besides, i just don't think i could ever ask people to fucking smile for the camera. it's too weird. we go out to have fun, right?

well...that's what BT is for...and is all about. she goes out to take photos, coz that's what makes her happy. she neither drinks, dances, and much less gets high...on narcotics. she gets her fix that way...just clicking nonstop until we all get annoyed.

but it's all good, coz we don't have to do anything else but enjoy and look good. somebody's already documenting everything, why bother exerting effort?;) HAHAHAAHA!!

she's currently out of town, and god knows where that little girl is right now...but she said she'll be back by september, so i'll post ALLLLLL the photos you people want by then!

for now, stop pressuring me, coz i'm too fucked right now to even function. i'm getting bored, and it's not as simple as that. i need to get out man...seriously. TT did her thing, and she seems...i dunno...relaxed? sedated? NORMAL?

it worked for her...y'think it'd work for me as well?

fuck, i just need to see something new, that's all. dammit, i'm not going out of this house until september when everybody's already bought something new to wear (so i wouldn't have to look at the same outfits every fucking weekend. it totally gives you that "why am i even here? i was already here LAST WEEK!" coz the same faces are wearing the same fuckign thing!)... ME, included!!!!

'til september...or sooner. depends on what might turn up.

'til september...when BT and CP comes back to cebu.

'til september...when the airfares are cheap coz fall's already starting, and classes have already started. and i can actually afford to fly off wherever...

*damn...i should just go back to school*

'til NOVEMBER, when Miss Chen would hopefully push through in coming back to cebu.

fucking a... EVERYBODY'S LEFT!!! WHY AM I STILL HERE??!!!!! dumbass...

i need some serious I.Q AND E.Q. injections...

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this is actually old news, i just found the pic in my hard disk while cleaning out my shit.

old news or not, this clothing article is going to go on for years...until such time the government actually slams down its iron fist (to compensate for their lack of brains) and 187 our DIVINE right to say the immortal words, "FUCKY YOU".
everybody says it. so everyone else just has to deal with it. maybe not the pope...but i am DEFINITE that a lot of priests and nuns cuss as well!!!

even those pompous royals do. Queen Elizabeth I even smoked pot to ease menstrual cramps. no matter how much of a saint a person seems, comfort yourselves with the fact that they too fart, shit, and fuck...and swear during the process. HAHAHAHAHA!!! we all have our shit. let's just stop pretending the world is all about candy, hearts, puppies, unicorns and rainbows. sure, "nice" exists. but when people get their deadlines, divorce papers, settlements, screaming toddlers, and nagging wives...all that "nice" couldn't fly out the window any faster... HAHAHAHA!

rude or not, if you wanna make a statement...there's no better way than WEARING it. the "FUCK YOU HOODIE" has been in the market since early 2006...by Takahiro Miyashita of Number Nine

much has been said about the hoodie. a lot of morality folks have been striking against it. yea, like that'd really work. go ask PETA if they've already totally annihilated the production and purchase of animal products. you guys are only making more and more people want those products you damn as the devil's product.

"what's the strike for? man...i didn't know duck's liver was so expensive in restaurants! wait, lemme go get ma shotgunnn!! those damn birds have been shitting on ma truck and imma gonna get ma money as literal payback!!!"-said some redneck in North Carolina...

see?

in the end, Number Niners are happy for the publicity...especially when Paris Hilton's boytoy-of-the-moment wears it on a night out with the paparazzi boost up sales up to 300 gagillion %!! Takahiro Miyashita is happy, i'm happy, Paris' boytoy is happy, Paris is happy, those manufacturers are happy, the illegal factory workers are happy, EVERYBODY'S HAPPY!

who knows? they DID say that "HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY". you might not need to drop those cheesy pickup lines anymore. just wear the hoodie, send out the message, and if some hot skirt comes up to you and taps you on the back...congratulations! and use your brain...wear protection and watch your wallet!

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

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came home early this morning, hammered...as expected. eventhough i was still a little below shitfaced...if i ever i decide to go out again tonight, i think that binge last night would still cover my shampoo effect later. which is great coz i wouldn't have to spend as much money on booze. so, it's all good. i'll have more money to slap on my new wardrobe account. ahhh...male vanity at its finest.

i am sick of Girbaud, Nike, Adidas, Billabong and FCUK...oh, and Guess. everyone i was with last night were wearing the same thing. all the brands mentioned above, i'm tellin' ya...all of them. if i see another Girbaud shirt in the next 24 hours i just might scratch my eyeballs out. too many indecent proposals from gay guys wearing Girbaud, it has permanently scarred me for life. i was the only one wearing Howe, and as much as i'd like to be smug about the whole situation and be happy that i was an "individual", i'd really like to see these people embrace a new brand...or brandS ASAP.

i understand that Cebu's selection in probably everything and anything is LIMITED. i personally think there's only four malls in existence in Cebu...despite great argument from a lot of female friends. gimme a break gals, i've only been to 'em four!!!!!!!! namely Ayala Center, SM City, Country Mall, and White Gold. that last one doesn't even count as a "mall". it's just a department store, but i still like it coz everything is cheap, and nobody buys from their decent collection. so less competition in buying those crosstrainers that were the craze 4 years ago...HAHAHAHA!!!

in short, if you really want to get good stuff...either buy online or just fly off to Hong Kong or even just Manila for crying out loud and get yourself some decent threads!!!!! whichever gets you off. with the help of high-pitched calls and endless text messages from female friends (special shoutout to CC), i personally just go online...

i've always liked Howe. they're comfortable, they're cheap, they're not as flashy, they're not hip-hop, they're casual, they're GOOD. and here's another item i'm planning to add to my list...




i need food. pronto.

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i'm already running late for a..."little get-together"... ;)

i just have to post this before i forget later...which i probably will, coz with the kind of people i'm hanging with later (supposedly NOW), there is a zero percent chance of me coming home sober.

see it this way, i HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE YET, and i'm already ohhaydeedaydeedaydeeJOLLY man... i had few bottles of good old beer (SPIT ON LIGHT BOOZE!) after dinner. stupid. but i'm...again, sing with me........!!!

CC emailed this to me earlier...that skirt's been emailing me all of these "looks" 9 times a day!!! it's ALMOST making me crazy. i should've just shut up bout the whole wardrobe problem... i forgot i had a friend who was more than happy to volunteer to be "the stylist"...and man, can she not HEAR the word "NO THANKS"...

(photo credits: cc email me later where you got this from!!!)

CC don't feel bad...i appreciate everything you've emailed so far...all 187million of them in a span of 1.5 weeks...*GROAN* i had to post this pic coz i wanted tt's opinion. besides, a guy should start to doubt when something looks like a $20 pendant and have to pay $500+++ instead!!!

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normally, this is TT's thing...

but as you all know, i've been having trouble with my whole wardrobe...accessories included.

and we all know that a guy's most basic...and globally-accepted, MOST DISCRETE accessory is his wristwatch. hence, we need to spend serious cheese on these babies.

especially in Cebu where almost everyone picks on you if you dress well...even if THEY themselves take half the day thinking bout what to wear for their night out... people assume and may actually even say out loud that:





so a watch is the safest way to go, really.

note: not everyone is like that, but ufortunately...MOST really are.

and so, in the quest for finding a decent wristwatch that may be used night and day, coffee or club hopping, this seems like a great candidate

Burberry Endurance Watch: retails for $475...roughly around 24K in Phil. Pesos...not bad, huh?

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Lindsay Lohan on her 20th birthday bash...and already she looks like she's overpopped on those menopause pills...man, seriously...the editors of celebworld.org couldn't have said it better. who celebrates their 20th birthday looking like THAT?? when are women ever going to learn that if they're going to be VAIN, might as well cover ever single aspect of their bodies?? you think we don't care bout your armpits??

seriously man....WHAT HAPPENED? how did she come from looking like THIS↓ to THAT↑??

mommy mommy!!! BOOBIES!!

and i thought the more money you acquire, the better you start to look...TSK TSK TSK!!! (as TT would put it)

apparently, THIS↓ is already old news...gimme a break, i'm not into celebrities. sure, i flip the pages of those tabloids, i won't deny that. but the only time i would ever google them is if i go home unlucky after a night of throwing money and NOT GETTING ANY STILL! alas....stupidity is my life. hence, i'm not even going to start on Paris Hilton.

gravity is more powerful, and all these damn fantasies have just speedflown down the drain....

MAN...TALK BOUT BLUE BALLS!!!

gimme a break, like you REALLY like these people for their PERSONALITY AND ACTING SKILLS! who are you trying to kid???!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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ok ok ok...so here's the deal, cc's having...or will be having internet-connectivity issues and tt's going on a biz trip to some god-forsaken place AGAIN...which means BOTH OF THEM won't be able to see and check if i'm doing this blog thing or not (they demand DAILY UPDATES. WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY???!!!!!!!!!!!). HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!

don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with blogging. i've actually come to like this whole thingamajig. what better way to express your inner evil self and show off with no holds barred to the rest of the world without actually getting incriminated, right?? it's GENIUS, if you ask me. as tt would put it..."it's pseudo-therapy". yea yea...i now get that.

YOU TWO women need to cut me some slack. i'm doing my best here...really. haftadmit, i didn't want to do it...AT ALL, but i guess we ARE good friends, and i guess i really couldn't get out of it the first, second, all the way up to the 184th time you guys talked me into this. i am a man of word, and i will continue this for as long as i possibly could. but for now....

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