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PRADA sneakers

say "Prada", and women go berserk. it has the same effect as saying Brad Pitt is at their bedroom door with ice cream.

that, or a billion-carat diamond ring with his & hers names and "i love you" engraving...and don't forget those twin hearts!!!!!

it usually involves a lot of shrill shrieks, ecstatic jumping, giddy hugs, and too-sweet smiles...all in between ridiculous screaming.

i'm telling ya, that one word can make you look like a god to 'em pretties...of course, if and ONLY IF you actually bought (...or stole) it FOR THEM.

i'm not kidding here...Prada handbags, shoes, wallets...hell, little keyrings and changepurses work. i usually just do the latter. coz they only set you back about $100, even less...WHEN ON SALE!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

since we live in an unfair, and materially-saturated world, we HAVE to. or else, we don't get any. the only thing you'll be getting is ANOTHER year of endless hinting. and "honey, look!!!"s.

NO KIDDING!!!

but set aside the woman's err..."needs" right now, and focus on OUR own needs. so that someone hotter might look our way!! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Prada Linea Rossa $295 (roughly PHP15K)
this is a personal favorite, and last time i checked, they're no longer available at neimanmarcus.com.

i posted them coz "they're pretty". BWAHAHA. besides, if you know anywhere else to buy them --online, or not. PM me!!!!

Prada Linea Rossa Striped Tennis Shoe $295 (PHP15K)

Car Shoe Suede in black and blue $370 (roughly PHP18-19K)

according to resident fashion know-it-all, CC, (hahahaha) Car Shoe is also a company under Prada.

guys, don't disappoint. reward yourselves something nice first for all those long hours of sweating and breaking back, before giving something nice to the little lady...not unless if:

  • you love her THAT much
  • the hintbombs are already depriving you of a good night's sleep
  • she threatens to throw a scandalous fit
  • you did something stupid AGAIN, and GOT CAUGHT!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!!

--OUT!!!--