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PUMA sneakers

classic. PUMA's always been a favorite. they're simple, they're comfortable, they're stylish (--had to learn that word and use it in a sentence to improve my vukabularry...duhhhhrrr slurrrr), and more importantly, they're CHEAP. it used to be painful to search for decent PUMAs back in the day...still is, actually...here in cebu, at least.

but thanks to all those people who sold their souls to the devil for having created enough geek technology for us to shop online...and for hassle-free porn. ;) WOOHOOOOO! GEEKS RULE MAN!!!! evin if am like a this duhhh...big jock, an am hansum, i stil wont kik geek ass coz they like duhhh...rule the world man...

*BELCH*

let's avoid any Speed Cat talk...everybody already has them. these are the unrecognized cousins of the famous Speed Cat that needs attention.
Puma Go Court Sneaker, in black/green and white/red $100
roughly around PHP5K
Go-courts are simple and worry-free. but they kindda look like made-in-china Nike Shox knockoffs, huh? bahhh...i'd buy them if they could make me look 17 again so i can make passes at highschool girls in Ayala and not feel like a hundred years old. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

for the yuppy with a twist...

Puma Suede Tennis Shoe $135
roughly around PHP7K

it's versatile, and they look comfortable. but yeah, suede's a bitch to maintain. wear and tear is visible 10x sooner than the typical leather or rubber ones...but that's just it. they're typical. try to convince yourself you're actually special. once you pass that phase, move on to deciding on velvet shoes...then mink. then go to Veranda and hook up with some closet gay "dude", and make out. just make sure you stay AS FAR AWAY as possible from the DJ's booth. if i'm there and the DJ gets distracted by your tonsil-licking and his mix gets all fucked up therefore blasting my eardrum upon arrival... i'm going to personally give you a chunk of my fist after all that trouble i had looking for an almost decent place to park and that long walk to the bar. BWAHAHAHA!!!!!




Puma Future Cat Lo Sneaker

$100

roughly around PHP5K

i know i said no Speed Cats...ok, now i don't know why i'm posting this. everybody who bought the Speed Cat probably already has one of these...

up next is the "classier" version of the Future Cat in the same color scheme. if you like to pose...go for the next one.










do girls really dig the preppy look? coz if they do...
Puma Tallowa Sneaker

$74.95

roughly PHP4K

cheap, yet classic enough to pass off as something worth actually expensive. great for a day at City Sports Club or for just lounging around when it's NOT RAINING.

definitely "Cebu taste".

...besides, preppy girls are cute. :-P





Puma 'Pole Vault' Athletic Shoe

$84.95

roughly PHP4.5K

i just picked this coz of some complaints from some folks...especially one in particular (y'hear that CC?) who have been messaging me on my "bland" taste. fine.

besides, this isn't so bad...compared to most shoes under "loud". it's actually pretty functional, especially for casual dancing. they're easy to wear coz of the velcro straps, and easily removed afterwards...if you performed well enough on the dancefloor..;)