The Lampshade
hey, i'm not THAT big of a jerk, i helped out too y'know. i did my share of the articles. and i also did the html and the java script. :P so get off my back!!! :D
come to think of it...you should all feel guilty for pre-judging me, coz i'm sick as hell. the weather's been killing all of us here. i'm telling you man, living in the tropics does have its disadvantages. but then again, there's always A/Cs and cheap labor to solve it all out.
BAHHHHHH!!! i'm just tired. and living in a shithole doesn't help either.
so check it out... i bought this overpriced bean-shaped lamp a few months ago...
it's actually pretty nice, and the ladies love it...once they actually NOTICE it's even THERE. i, the great interior decorator of the south, just plopped it on the fucking floor coz i don't know better...and everybody's giving me crap about JUST THAT.
how big of a deal is that anyway?? mannn...women can't seem to understand that i bought it for ACTUAL LIGHTING. "such a waste"?? i don't think so. hey, i get to use it on a daily basis...and there's a reason why it's plopped there too.
aside from letting me see where all my wires are connecting like snakes in a pit, it serves as ample lighting for some alternative *cough* "locations" on "lucky" nights. >:D
Blue's clues: a rug, floor pillows, full-blasting air conditioning - so candles just won't make sense...besides the fact they're dangerous and accident-prone when errr..."maneuvering" something...or someone. LOL.
ARF ARF!!!
