Cindy Crawford lap dancing
former supermodel Cindy Crawford (remember back in grade school guys?) wasted and lap dancing on some lucky bastard. i don't care if she's already like 80 or something...that woman is still smoking HOT!
"happy JUST being a good mom" my ass...she's gotta be either depressed as hell or just plain crazy to be doing that knowing she's facing a glass window with high-powered-zooming technology-recording-device-toting paparazzi across her! HAHAHAHAHHA!
this is dedicated to all of US who have tortured our li'l juniors night after night after night after watching that steamy train scene with that short guy Baldwin on Fair Game back in '95...
for years, that scene has deeply seeded into our dirty little minds, which in turn have moulded us into the horny goats that we all are now...
"happy JUST being a good mom" my ass...she's gotta be either depressed as hell or just plain crazy to be doing that knowing she's facing a glass window with high-powered-zooming technology-recording-device-toting paparazzi across her! HAHAHAHAHHA!
this is dedicated to all of US who have tortured our li'l juniors night after night after night after watching that steamy train scene with that short guy Baldwin on Fair Game back in '95...
for years, that scene has deeply seeded into our dirty little minds, which in turn have moulded us into the horny goats that we all are now...
TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS!!! IT IS TIME!!!! LET THE IMAGINATION RUN WILD!!!
and after you're done...kneel and pray for forgiveness for all your previous dirty deeds coz god gave you a blessing-of-a-video of Cindy Crawford facing JUST A HEAD while dirty dancing!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
