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wahappened?!!!!!

CC emailed me some disconcerting photos of a girl that i actually thought was hot...REALLY hot. well, prior to this photo, i guess...

man...no wonder people keep on telling me that "beauty is only skindeep". when am i ever going to learn? probably never....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!



Lindsay Lohan on her 20th birthday bash...and already she looks like she's overpopped on those menopause pills...man, seriously...the editors of celebworld.org couldn't have said it better. who celebrates their 20th birthday looking like THAT?? when are women ever going to learn that if they're going to be VAIN, might as well cover ever single aspect of their bodies?? you think we don't care bout your armpits??

seriously man....WHAT HAPPENED? how did she come from looking like THIS↓ to THAT↑??

mommy mommy!!! BOOBIES!!

and i thought the more money you acquire, the better you start to look...TSK TSK TSK!!! (as TT would put it)

apparently, THIS↓ is already old news...gimme a break, i'm not into celebrities. sure, i flip the pages of those tabloids, i won't deny that. but the only time i would ever google them is if i go home unlucky after a night of throwing money and NOT GETTING ANY STILL! alas....stupidity is my life. hence, i'm not even going to start on Paris Hilton.

gravity is more powerful, and all these damn fantasies have just speedflown down the drain....

MAN...TALK BOUT BLUE BALLS!!!

gimme a break, like you REALLY like these people for their PERSONALITY AND ACTING SKILLS! who are you trying to kid???!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA